This is probably only going to be funny to me. What else is new? After a very goofy conversation with Andrew last night, I made a joke that became my away message for today:

Top Three Ways To Please Your Man
- Give him the remote
- Hand him some sort of charred meat
- Stop talking

So, I came home today and found Andrew's new away message:

Top Three Ways To Please Heather
- Take off Heather's shirt
- Take off Heather's pants
- Quit wearing Heather's clothes

Hehehe.

Yesterday I got an email from my best friend. Her little boy had included a few lines for me as well. "You have nice hair and you're pretty. You have pretty eyebrows too. You're so pretty, prettier than my grammie." A few lines further down he made her add, "The color of your hair and eyes are pretty, and your lips are as bright as the sun. Now send!"

Is that not adorable?  So I see him this morning and he says, "Did you get my letter yesterday? And did you see how I said you're prettier than my grammie? She's coming home today. I'm not gonna tell her that you're prettier than her." lol.

Today was funny in so many ridiculous ways. Also, I probably should not drive on two hours of sleep. In the rain. Talking on my cellphone. Which reminds me, I'm tired. It's too early to go to sleep though. And I have laundry and things to do. Actually, maybe the two hours of sleep is why I think all these things are funny. Maybe they aren't at all. Maybe tomorrow this whole post will get deleted! Ahh!

This is from one of the new Strongbad emails, it's something else that I find funny.
"What, is there like a sign on my door that says; Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within."
"Uhh... I didn't see one."

That's all. Go do something productive.